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Okay first off why the hell did Tony piss me off last night it was funny after I listened to a few of my favorite songs and thought about it (LOLOL) it was like he picked a argument with me so he could spend the night out (LOLOLOLOL) when I thought about this I left him a voice mail message "Tony, please don't stress me by picking a petty argument so you can stay out because I really don't care about you staying out you could just pack your bag and say your going to be gone a few days it would not bother me just please don't upset me in order to do so".
You know I hate telling you guys stuff all backwards and this happened Sunday night so ......okay let's start this post
THE WEEKEND
Was cool
Friday I worked OT and when I got home Tony had the music on downstairs and was cleaning up drinking a beer ...I grabbed me one and sat downstairs before going to my room to clean up ....a little.
Marlow wasn't feeling good still he was out of the diarrhea but now his butt was inflamed and his balls looked irritated ...Tony had got some Desetine because we couldn't even think about a vet visit.
Nothing much went on I hung downstairs with Tony .....oh yeah I kept A-Ron for Tiffany ......sat in the basement watching Kevin Hart comedy special on cable.......dude is funny and I was cracking up thinking about Lee because we had watched one of them together before and it just reminded me of him .............shyt what doesn't remind me of him uh?
After that went off I took A-Ron upstairs to bed ...Mo slept with me too I got him to clap and put his hands up (smile)
I got on FB for a little bit and then I don't know who feel asleep first
Saturday
Tiffany was at the house bright and early like 7:30am.
Mo, A-Ron and I were up I was feeding him some plums ......
Marlow was still in pain
Tony took Mo to bowling
then Shay to modeling practice
James decided to stay down Morgan since it was there homecoming and even though Tony did all that talking about him taking us up there I knew it was BS
Tony made Marlow a appointment with his Vet Dr. Tibbs for 11:30am ...so I got dressed and while Tony picked up Mo I went to the Vet they come up there right before we went to the back.....briefly...the doctor had to put a muzzle on Marlow (6lb Yorkie poo who thinks he is a pit) then he had to get tranquilized twice before the doctor could examine and shave around his rectum then take a stool sample which showed no signs of worms but his rectum and balls are infected so he was given a antibiotic cream, clydamycin an oral antibiotic and then pain medicine (oral) I mean good grief my doggie was hurting ........how bad $265.00 worth good grief Charlie Brown and who had to pay ........you got it Tony because I sure couldn't fade it....hence the reason when I leave I didn't want to take the kids with me I just can't afford it.
After we got back Tony went out back to straighten up and I went with Necole or rather her and Mo went with me to Marshall's to get something to wear to the Biker's party.
While we were out I found a cute top for $7 and then Shay called she was ready to be picked up from modeling practice but first I had to go back home she needed me to bring her the silver dress and the $25 she needed. my niece Rye Pie called to see if Mo could spend the night so I told Mo to pack her bag.
We went to Suitland first and then dropped Mo off my sister was there getting ready to go to a baby shower.
We left from there and stopped in a beauty supply store where we saw this real cute hair style it was two of them that would look perfect for Necole
Then home......I took a nap before going out
While I was getting dressed Tony came upstairs ...oh ....wait
before I took a nap I went downstairs to chill with Tony we watched some TV and then he wanted to get busy so we tried again this time he was able to get off but I had to get the bullet to finish the job for me ...he was all acting pissed that he came so fast and planned to make it up to me later that night *rolling eyes* yeah right
After that I went upstairs to take a nap before I took my nap I sent Lee a text "Just hoping your visit is going good". he never sent anything back but that was cool
Okay so now when I was getting dressed to go out Tony comes in the room dressed all flyy like he had on a real cute jacket yeah he cleans up real nice. ......
He had brought me a bottle of GG to take with me and gave me $20
I took the girls to get some Wendy's before I left
I rolled out and when I walked in the spot it was packed ....man bikers know how to throw the best parties I'll tell you that's some real talk ....Tony's boy Dee was there taking the flicks .....My girl Slyk who is now Precious Dogg looked good in her new colors ....Snaps was mad haten ...I saw Raymond, Tia, Renae and Cup cake we're up in the place I had a very nice time it was the best party I have been to this year I had a real nice time .........and can you imagine only one ...1...uno...dude tried to holla at me his name is Red and he is 48 but looked every bit of late 37-40 .....yeah he wasn't bad looking either ...........but I'm so not thinking about any guys right now we didn't even exchange numbers when the party was over a bunch of us went to the Dirty club house for a lil while and he came too (smile)
While on my way to the party guess who calls me ???????? BONUS .....he wanted to invite me Bowling with him and some friends WTF!!!!??? we ended up talking all the way to my party I mean I was like WTH!!!! the convo was light and I told him maybe next time but really I don't even plan on kicking it with him I just don't wanna be bothered.
I hit 7 eleven before I went in for the night and got some nachos mmmm mmmm good
When I pulled in the drive way Tony was already home I went straight to my room shut the door and got my grubb on I had the TV on and next thing I know Tony comes upstairs passing gas eating up my nachos and all I can think is how the 2 plus plan can't come fast enough how peaceful it will be to just come home to a room and not have to keep spraying my air freshener while he gets an attitude like I'm not supposed to complain about his funky ass geez ....Hurry , Hurry
He didn't ask for any azz which was cool with me ...I think he held me while we slept .......
Sunday
Let's see
I woke up with the idea to cook a real good meal so of course I didn't have any money I asked Tony to take me to the store and buy what I needed for this meal I was going to make.
He was cool with that and we went off to the store
the menu
Butterfly Pork chops in an Orange sauce, Asparagus with Parmesan cheese, Caesar salad, Caribbean punch and Loaded baked potatos.
When we got back from the store he left to pick up Mo and go over Demars house to watch the game
I took Necole to cheer practice and when I picked her up at 5pm I took her to get her wig for celebrity day she went as Lady GaGa so by the time we got home it was a little after 6pm I started washing clothes and cooking dinner
When Tony gets home he says "What time you start cooking"? I ignored his tone and said "A little after 6pm".
him "Did you miss me "?
me "I thought about you". I mean he be pulling you guys and I don't want to give him any false hope that we will get back like that because we just won't
Anyway I was just finished cooking dinner a little before 8pm I yelled downstairs for him to come get his plate I had the food all set out on the dining room table I was feeding Marlow when he comes up stairs "Where are the potatoes"?
me "On the table". then I hear him say "A nucca can't get his plate fixed around here". ......OMG!!! you guys I wanted to pull a move from Menace to Society and say "IS YOUR NAME LEE...THEN I DON'T THINK SO". but I just stormed in my room shut and locked the door and put on my Ledisi CD real loud to drown out my burning anger.
Before I went in the room I heard Necole say "Daddy you can fix your own plate". (lololol) that made me smile
He left and Necole knocked on the door and was like Mommy come out and eat....I noticed he was gone and felt at peace the food was the flipping bomb...Mo took her shower, got her hair done for the week and then I gave them the desert Lemon cookies with Vanilla Ice cream in the middle of them ....I watched extreme home make over and Desperate house wives
Talked with Tiff on a commercial while I walked Marlow and then got on FB before I went to bed
When I got up at my usual 4am time Tony still wasn't home (smile) I watched Little House on the yeah and then got on FB and finally to sleep at 5am
Monday
Got up at 6am and then when I get to work I get a text from Lee "I'm good be home tomorrow".
me "Okay good".
I talked via e-mail with Nickee and Tiffany all day
Worked OT until 7pm and then on my way home I put my $10 in the fare card machine and it took my money I had already tried 2 other machines *rolling eyes* So the guys says he will let me ride through and to give the station manager this form on the other end but what about the parking garage I didn't have the $4.25 to get out the parking garage now Necole had sent me a text before I got in the station ....I checked it and it came in at 7:09pm and said "Aye ma". I couldn't wait until I got out the tunnel so I could call her once outside I called her "Please tell me your waiting at the Metro with at least $4"!
Her "Nope I'm at home what's wrong you don't have any money"? I tell her what happened and then back under the tunnel I go ....dayum
When I get off the metro I walk toward the busses and text Necole and James asking them how much did the bus cost? and what bus should I get on? Necole called me back and said not to worry about the bus her and Shay were on their way ......they gathered together some change and asked KiKi (neighbor across the street) to bring them to the metro ....man I had tears in my eyes ....my soldiers have my back (smile)
I waited in the cold for them to get there and then we walked to the van ......why when I was leaving out the parking garage the gate was open?????? BECAUSE IT WAS FREE TO PARK FOR COLUMBUS DAY ......aaarrrggghhhh all that and it was free to park ........we cracked up laughing that thing was funny.
When we got home Tony was downstairs helping Mo with her home work ............
We all talked with James on the speaker phone and looked at the pics he has on FB from clubbing and the fashion show he was in ....he looks so handsome (cheezin)
I went to bed sorta early we all were in bed by 10pm
I was watching The Game Tiffany sent me a text letting me know it was on I saw two episodes and then The Monique show came on ....now I have never watched it but it just doesn't seem to be my thing so I turned on Family Guy (lololol)
Tony came upstair to apologize to me for his smart comment about getting his plate fixed he said he was just joking and I just blew up ....that could be true since Ruby came the next day so I could have been a tad agitated (lol)
I told him it was no big deal
he kissed my forehead and went downstairs to bed
Marlow had a rough night he was whinny, barking and shyt I got up around 2am and walked his ass then he was doing it again at 4am until I put him out back until 6am I mean I was ready to sale him real talk and you guys know I am a light sleeper.
Tuesday
Got up in a tired mood I mean with a dog barking and whinning all dayum morning shoot who wouldn't.
I did think about Lee coming home today and how he might text me and tell me he is on the road .............not he didn't text me once today.
Then I was thinking he might call or text and invite me out for a drink or dinner so I can see pictures and hear about his trip and then I thought .........................HELLO TONI WHY WOULD HE CALL YOU HE HAS A FEW PPL HE HANGS WITH AND MAY BE RUSHING HOME TO SPEND TIME WITH ONE OR THE WHOLE FEW OF THEM HE HANGS WITH.....................GOOD GRIEF CHARLIE BROWN *ROLLING EYES*
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