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Friday toward the end of the day I was getting excited
I had on my 5 1/2 in Steve Madden patent leather heels which had me standing 5"11in I posted this on face book and asked that all the nucca's under 6 feet to pls take a seat ..thank you lololololololol
I had not heard anything from Lee but I was getting excited about the show regardless.
I left work with the thought to just get a pair of jeans ....I had to go to Dots (dayum) I found a nice enough pair of jeans $16.....hemmmmm $16 jeans I think I should shop here for jeans instead of Nordstroms uh??? (wink)
I grabbed a pack of 3 gold hoop earrings for $5.99 I felt like I was on that show a look for less or what ever it is where you only have a certain amount of time and money to pull this particular look together (wink)
Oh yeah and why were my jeans a size .....................................11....................OMG double digits 
Tony wasn't home when I got there so I started getting ready .....1/2 way thru I called Tony who informed me he was in the barber shop......I knew we were going to be late and was praying Chrisette Michele was going on second after Common..................
Before we left out Shay asked me if she could go over some girl name Sa'Quan house ......now I already informed her and Necole that they wouldn't be going any where this weekend since they hung out all last weekend so I'm thinking why the fugg is she bothering me ..........I finally say "I don't care Shay ask your father I don't care just leave me alone".
We decide to drive to the show since we were going to be later even more if we would have took the train.
It took forever to find parking and I just knew the first act was OVER ....still hoping I had not missed C.M.....finally he decides to park in a flipping parking garage I said I would pay the $20 for the parking I mean come on I was missing the show!!!!!!!!!
When we got in the Verizon Center I found out C.M. had already performed dayum
We got in line to get 2 beers and then I saw the bar, bar line and decided to give my beer to Tony and get a cup of GG.
Tony knew a bunch of people it was like dude after dude coming up to him (smile)
we had good seats Common was in the middle of his performance when we sat down. Common was good and put on a good show I didn't know he could free style so well ....I mean I enjoyed him ...
Right before Maxwell came on I get a text from Shay that says "Mom the girl mother on her way".
me "Did you talk to your dad"? while I wait for her to reply I ask Tony who says "Nope he didn't speak with her". She doesn't text back and ....then..... MAXWELL came out and stole the show OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I cried, laughed, danced, sang, played every air instrument his band had LOLOLOL at one point the snobbing chick in front of me glanced back I gave her the look like "I'm getting my moneys worth having fun you continue to sit on your azz tapping your foot like you listening to a symphony BYYYYYTCH". (lol)
her azz didn't turn back around after that (lolololololol)
LOL
I was sad the concert was over and wish I could have went with maxwell to his next event (smile)
Did I mention I cried
When we left the concert I thought we were going to be headed straight home but Tony had something else in mind.......now earlier I was texting Rude Boy and he mentioned that after the show I should come meet him down at the Cadillac Ranch ........get where I'm going???
Tony takes me to the Cadillac Ranch ..................when he pays for us to get inside he knows a rack of people and they asking me how the show was come to find out they are all old friends he grew up with in Oxon Hill. He reunited with them on FB and he knew they would be up there so BAM that's where we end up.
I end up having a total of 5 GG and Tony kept talking me into getting on the BULL.....
Before that who do I see walking past me in a flipping red and white checkered button down shirt .....OMG!!!!! he is not attractive and soooo short anyway just because you are at the Cadillac Ranch does not mean you should dress like a flippin cattle rancher (lololol) Geez Mo Christmas I tell ya nucca's ....I'm a slick azz so I send him a text "Where you at"?
him "About to go to club Elite" now why is his short azz lying to me when I see him and his picnic table shirt so I say "Oh I just saw a dude in a red and white shirt walk past me who looks like you".
him "where you"?
me "Cadillac Ranch I guess that's not you".
him "Where are you"? I see his short azz looking all around for me and then he starts walking this way I wave him over and think why did I even be bothered with his azz.
Just as we talking Tony comes back with my drink he hands it to me then steps off ( I thought that was nice of him but totally unnecessary I was going to introduce them I mean it's nothing really happening between Rude and I or is going to happen again. Rude asked me to Dogg Pounds Party this Friday but I already got the text from Crazy Dogg and said I would be there after I found out my girl Slyk is a member now .....Oh yeah I will be there ....it's going to be fun ........I told him this and he said "Okay so Ill just see you there". I'm thinking yeah and don't be stuck to me either buddy I'm out to have fun none of that other shyt.
He leaves and Tony gets me signed up to ride the bull ...I just knew I was going to be like Sissy on Urban cowboy I mean who doesn't think they can be like her when riding the bull .....that shyt didn't work like that I did ride long but then ....down went Toni...Toni went down....Tony video taped me and that thing is funny every time I look at it I crack up I wonder if I can put it on FB...if not If you know me ask me to see it that thing is classic. Rude Boy sent me a text talking about I rode him longer then I rode that bull *rolling eyes* He also sent me a text that said meet him by the women's bathroom to give him a kiss...............yes, he asked that and ....I SAID SURE I was toasted you guys I told Tony I was going to the bathroom ...I saw Rude by the door I bent down and gave him a kiss went in the bathroom and sent LEE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS TEXT AAAARRRRGGGHHHH I was just all over the place uh?
okay so here is what I sent him and Da Fedz "I am fugged up and need a ride can you help me? Da Fedz never and I say NEVER hit me back where as Lee hit me right back almost as if he was sending me a text at the same time "Where u at"?
me "Cadillac Ranch".
him out with the homies they not ready to leave yet". Now I don't believe that for one minute I mean I just don't but anyway I said "OKAY I SEE I GET IT I TOTALLY GET IT".
him "Don't act like I'm not trying".
me now this is were it gets mushy and scarey I say "No never that you are the tru love of MY life no worries I have a ride and am on the way home safe no worries I love you". ...........yes, that is excatly what my drunk azz typed and then went downstairs were Tony had a drink waiting for me ...................LEE NEVER TEXTED ME BACK aaaarrrggghhhh I was doing so good .......OMG! I drank my drink and then we rolled out ..........but not home this fool takes me to that parking lot near MO's aftercare and attempts to have sex with me............I say attempt because well I get sick of saying it from now on I'll just say he tried .but no dice......I did get my back hurt the way I was lying in the back seat I woke up the next morning for like 3 days with a sore tender back OUCH!!!!!!!!!!! and for nothing it wasn't even worth it when I was in the back with my lady .........um yeah I never ad a sore back or maybe it was so god I didn't pay attention the days after (smile)
I was twisted and don't even remember getting home ....undressed and in the bed ....but when I woke up with a slight head banger I remembered ....................I DRUNK TEXTED LEE AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH I texted Tiffany ASAP she calls me back and I tell her what I did word by word she once again tells me that when I'm drinking I can hold on to my own keys but need to hand over my cell to a friend (OLOLOLOLOL) and when I am with her I plan to do just that I get myself in so much cell phone trouble .........So she tells me what to do and I send him a text "Good Morning, Sorry if my words made you feel uncomfortable I had too much to drink". BAM and I sent that...........a teeny bit later he sent me a text that said "Good Morning. No why wld I be uncomfortable". I didn't reply but I felt relieved that he wasn't uncomfortable with what I said ....I felt good all that day!
I wasn't having luck reaching and talking to Shay ...yeah her azz still wasn't home (SMH) and I had no idea where she was ......she said she talked to Tony and he confirmed he did talk to her I didn't ask him any questions I just thought okay she should be home sometime today.
Tony had a party to do for Duke he is off house arrest (smile) He had Lil Troy and Mo with him I took Necole to modeling practice she wanted to ride with me out Morgan to give James some money, BC powder and his Cat Walk DVD's so I was waiting for her to get done before I left.
Tiffany ended up picking her up for me and I met them at the Giant near her home since I had to stop past the party first to drop off some lights Tony forgot to bring with him.
I had been craving Fried Chicken wings from KFC all day so after I got Necole we went to KFC before heading out to Morgan.
Before we reached Anarundel mall I reached James who said he was going to the club and dinner with some friends and he thought Tony told him that he was coming to bring him the money tomorow since he didn't want me driving out there at night ...............but how come when I told his drunk azz I was going out there he didn't say anything then I said "Well have fun we're not that close I'll just see you tomorrow". He felt bad and sent me a text that said "Mom still come".
me "No boy it's okay enjoy yourself". (smile)
When we got home we stopped at the 7 Eleven before going in. I texted Shay to see when she was coming home and she text back "Da gurl mufa is go n 2 brng mi hm after she get her hair done if it not 2 la8 I told dad & he said 2 keep my fone on".
me "Okay".
Necole and I watched Mommy Dearest which she liked oh yeah while we were at boutique the next day she kept picking up clothes and saying "Hey mom is this something Joan Crawford would wear"? she was pressed..... anyway when the movie went off we went to bed I wasn't sleep since Tony still had Mo out with him ...................they come in around 1am and he asks me "Where is Shay"?
me "She said she talked to you and told you the girls mother would bring her home after she got her hair done if it wasn't to late".
him "Baby Shay never talked to me I never talked to her today". Now I'm looking just a tad bewildered because I could have sworn he said he spoke with her earlier.......so I take a deep breath and say "Tony I thought you spoke with her earlier today I am so confused".
him "Oh I did talk to her earlier but she never mentioned nothing about getting hair done I don't know where Shay is at". I am pissed and so sick of even talking to his ass that I just remember grabbing my phone and getting on FB.
He got in my bed and next thing I was sleep.
Sunday
I was up pretty early..Tony wanted to try and get some but ...yeah no dice I am even getting sick of letting him try I said "Maybe your just not attracted to me anymore ...........I AM IN NEED OF A RELEASE I SWEAR I have been using the bullet every flipping night I need some dyck real talk I never knew how women could be on dyck but since Lee .....dayum yeah I am on it and I want his.
I was in the bathroom when he left right out the house without so much as a goodbye ......about 20 so minutes I call him and say "Hey, make sure they fry my hash Browns hard".
him "Uh girl aint nobody at IHOP I'm on my way to Morgan".
me "UH!!!!!?????????".
him "Yeah Talk a lot and I half way to Morgan".
me "Dayum Necole and I wanted to go see James too dayum Tony that's why we didn't go yesterday because you said we we're going today". I was pissed, Necole was pissed and when I called to tell James he was pissed. *rolling eyes*
I don't think I heard anything from Lee Sunday ...hold up let me think .....yes, he hit me up Sunday with "Did you hit the Maxwell show"? I replied with a few details about the show and how much fun I had ........about a hour or so later he hit me with "Cool".
me "So how is the fantasy football thing coming along"? he has yet to reply to that text smh!!!!!!!!!! *ROLLING MY EYES*
I texted Shay and got an address to where she was at but when I got to that complex there was no appt 1013 I kept driving around I called her and she kept telling me to go this way .....go that way ....finally on my way back to the front of the small azz complex she is standing there near the bus stop..............mmm hemm I was pissed I stole her in the shoulder as soon as she got in the car the chick thinks she slick I told her to give me her cell phone .....all that didn't even add up ......I wanted to tell Lee about it to get his take on it but I didn't wanna text him with stuff like that .......even though we used to talk about that type of shyt all the time ...........~~anyway~~
I stop to get us all McDonald's breakfast all of us...
After we eat Tony comes home with Talk a lot (his guy friend TT) whom he says is going to the tail gate event with him ...he gets Mo and Lil Troy ready with their Redskins t-shirts on and they leave ..........whole time they end up over Joan's sisters house ..........taligate uh? yeah okay Mo called me talking about where they were and she was on the computer (smirk)
I took Necole to cheer practice and then stopped brought me some shrimp to steam and a salad from the salad bar at Shopper's
went home and cooked while Shay was in her room.
While my food was steaming I cleaned the bedroom it looks and smells so good I was in heaven.
I decided to check in Shay's cell phone to see what really went on this weekend but when I went to turn on the phone it was showing there was NO FLIPPING SIM CARD in it...................I was livid OMG! again she was trying to pull a fast one
I go in her room and say "Why did you take the sim card out of the phone"?
her "uh? sim card".
me "Shay why when I turned on your phone it said no sim card was in it"? she looking all stupid in the face and says "I took it out".
me "If you don't have it in my room when I get back that's your azz". I lock my room door (I have a chain lock she can put it on the floor or toss it on my bed) I leave out to pick up Necole from cheer practice ...................we get back and eat and then Tony calls me asking me to bring him a black table up to the apartments near Pumpkin's house.
Necole wants to ride we stop at the store to get some pads she came on (wink) and then head out Pumpkins Tony is DJing it was already close to 8pm so I take Mo home with me she does have school the next day.
When we get home I start washing clothes, Necole starts doing Mo's hair and we watch Extreme home make over and Desperate housewives ......everyone goes to bed after that...............
When I wake up Tony is still not home I text him and call and get no answer. Around 4am I am up again looking out the window he still is not home I get on FB for a while and around 5am I go back to sleep ....mind you I have to be up at 6am he still up to the same tricks ...........when I was up at 6:30am his truck was out front and he was sleep downstairs.
Monday, Monday, Monday it was a wild, wild Monday
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